As you descend into the depths of Beer Hell, the brews become more sophisticated- and more rewarding (Circle the First, for example, lists the lightest, easiest drinking beers; Circle the Seventh, the most complex, chewy, robust brews in this world ). Remember, the saints drink water; have some fun, you devil, you.

Bar_ Hell Wine

Circle the First
(Sure, take the easy way out...)

Amstel Light 3.25
Bud Light 2.95
Budweiser 2.95
Coors Light 2.75
Corona 3.25
Labatt Blue 2.95
Miller Genuine Draft 2.75 Molson Canadien 3.00
Molson Ice 3.00
Rolling Rock 2.75 Sapporo4.75
Stroh Fire-Brewed Beer 2.75

Circle the Second
(You can drink these standing on your head)

Beck s Bier 3.25
Fischer La Belle Strasbourgeoise 5.75
Heineken 3.25
Red Stripe Lager 3.25
Samuel Adams Boston Lager 3.00
St. Pauli Girl 3.25
Star Lager 3.25
J.W. Dundee Honey Brown Lager 3.00

Circle the Third
(For those who ve been around the block)

August Schell Pils 3.00
Bass Ale 3.25
Crystal (Czech Republic) 4.25
Fischer Amber 5.75
Franziskaner Weiss 5.75
Hacker-Pschorr Weisse 5.75
Harp Lager 3.25

Circle the Fourth
(Now things are getting interesting.)

Beck s Dark Bier 3.25
Double Diamond 3.25
Dos Equis 3.25
Grolsch Lager 4.25
Gulder Lager 3.25
H. C. Berger Chocolate Stout 3.75
North Coast Brewing Company Red Seal Ale 3.25
Paulaner Original Munich Lager 5.75
Peroni 3.25
Pilsner Urquell 3.25
Rodenbach Belgian Red Ale 5.75
St. Pauli Girl Dark 3.25

Circle the Fifth
(Deliciously sinful!)

Anchor Steam Beer 3.00
August Schell Bock Beer 3.00
Bell s Third Coast Beer 3.75
Blackened Voodoo Lager 3.25
Boyne River Brewing Co. Log Jam Ale 3.25
Franziskaner Dark Weiss 5.75
Fuller s London Porter 5.75
Lindeman s Framboise or Kriek 10.00
Mort Subite Cassis, Framboise, Kriek or Peche 5.00 Mannekin Pis (Belgium) 4.25
Motor City Brewing Works Pale Ale 3.00
Negra Modelo 3.25

Circle the Sixth
(Who has more fun than sinners?)

Bell s Kalamazoo Stout, Pale Ale, or Porter 3.75
Cobnut Nut Brown Ale 5.25
Marston s Oyster Stout 5.75
North Coast Brewing Company Old Rasputin Stout 3.25 Paulaner Salvator 5.75
Samuel Smith Nut Brown Ale, Oatmeal Stout, Pale Ale, or Taddy Porter 5.25
Tolly Cobbold Suffolk Ale 5.25

Circle the Seventh
(The baddest of the bad, the coolest of the cool!)

Bell s Expedition Stout 5.25 Bell s Third Coast Old Ale 4.75 Brasseurs Bier de Paris 8.75 Chimay Grand Reserve Gold 15.75 Chimay Cinq Cent White 14.75 Chimay Premiere Red 13.75 Corsendonk Monk s Brown Ale 14.75 Gulden Draak Belgian Brandywine Ale 5.75 McEwan s Scotch Ale 3.75 Moinette Belgian Ale 12.00 Orval Trappist Ale 7.75 Piraat Strong Belgian Ale 4.75 Niagara Falls Eisbock 10.00 Samuel Smith Imperial Stout 5.75 . . . and Sharp s 2.50, Clausthaler 3.00 and Kaliber 3.00 no-alcohol brews (Talk about hell!).

Bar_ Top Wine